Tonight the twins revealed their scheme for world domination.
While putting on their pajamas...
Pop: When we grow up, we're going to be good guy Roman legionaries.
Pip: we're going to have a good guy Roman legionary empire.
Pop (flashing You Wouldn't Want to Be a Roman Legionary in my face): We need to read this book tonight!
Pip: And we'll need to buy weapons, shields, battering rams...
Pop: And archers!
Pip: Chipmunk can be an archer. And ships and spears... and lots of clothes... Roman legionaries wear clothes under their armor.
Pop: We need to read half of this book tonight!
Pip: And boats... lots of boats...
Me to Pip: How are you going to pay for all this stuff?
Pip (shrugging): Save up.
Me: Sounds like you'll have to pick up a lot of Legos.